thoughtcrumbs

I was invited to a theme party this weekend. Excerpt from the invitation:

YAY, it's a THEME PARTY!!!!
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We've decided after many closed meetings and hushed, tense conversations, that the theme of the party will be: "ALCOHOL." So be sure to wear "NORMAL CLOTHES," act like your favourite "PERSON, MAYBE SLIGHTLY TOASTED," and bring some "ALCOHOL," perhaps also some "ALCOHOL." We'll decorate the house like "NORMAL," and there will be lots of "NORMAL THINGS" to do, as well as some "ALCOHOL." So come on over and cheer on your favourite "PERSON, MAYBE SLIGHTLY TOASTED."